$MEWTON × ETH··asleep·CA pending
Coat

The AAPL orchard, five trees.

Tax. Orchard. Four.

$MEWTON launches on letscash, quote ETH. Address ends in cc. Tax is 5.00% on buy and sell, taken in ETH, never in the meme. Not MEOWTON.

  1. 0.30% · pad

    LetsCash keeps this on every rate. It buys CASHCAT and runs the venue. Immutable. We do not touch it.

  2. 2.35% · orchard

    Half the creator stream. launchWithFeeSplit, 5000 bps, locked at create. Collects ETH, then buys the five: AAPL first, then the four deepest AAPL-paired cats.

  3. 2.35% · build

    The other 5000 bps. Site, crank, gas. Wallet pending — we will not invent one. Rotate later if the slot needs a Safe.

Why five, not ten

Ten thin books waste the cut. Four AAPL-pair cats plus the stock itself: overweight Apple, then rank by AAPL-pair liquidity. Snapshot 18 Sep 2026. Epoch can re-read depth. $MEWTON excludes itself.

#TreeWeightAAPL-pair
01$AAPL
The print. Bought first.
40.00%stock
02$INU
Deepest AAPL-pair book.
24.00%$1.2M
03$ICOIN
Second AAPL-pair depth.
16.00%$408k
04$AP
Third AAPL-pair depth.
12.00%$159k
05$PENPE
Fourth. Still an AAPL book.
8.00%$110k

If you buy

You buy $MEWTON on letscash, quoted in ETH. The 4.7% creator stream splits 50/50: orchard and build. The orchard buys AAPL first, then INU, ICOIN, AP, PENPE. Not a coupon.

  1. Five percent, three lanes

    0.30% letscash, immutable. 2.35% orchard. 2.35% build. Split is launchWithFeeSplit — 5000 / 5000 of the creator stream. Locked at create.

  2. The apple five

    Not ten. AAPL 40%, then INU 24, ICOIN 16, AP 12, PENPE 8 — ranked by AAPL-pair liquidity, AAPL overweight. Epoch can re-read depth. $MEWTON excludes itself.

  3. No creator bag at create

    The whole 1,000,000,000 supply goes in the ETH pool. Address must end in cc.

  4. Claim, then buy

    Fees sit in the splitter until collect(). K1 parks ETH in the orchard address. In-kind airdrop is K2 — not live. Do not read this as a payout.

  • Not MEOWTON. Different pad, different tax, different CA.
  • Not Apple equity. Not a dividend. Not a coupon from us.
  • Not an automatic AAPL airdrop to your wallet on day one.
  • Not a promise the orchard pays you. Price can go to zero.

Not MEOWTON. LetsCash 5%. Quote ETH. The 4.7% stream splits 50/50 — orchard and build. Unaudited. Not a payout.