A note from @MewtonLOLX
Hold 1. Own the apple five.
$MEWTON × ETH. Tax, orchard, five. The AAPL orchard, five trees. The cut buys AAPL first. Then the four deepest cats.
Gravity was a rumor until something hit him.
The orchard keeps that joke. $MEWTON is not the LONG cat. It is the index: one token on letscash, ETH quote, five percent tax. The cut buys Apple first, then INU, ICOIN, AP, PENPE. books.
This is the system. Three lanes. Four trees. Then the pad.
01 · Tax
LetsCash takes 5% in ETH on every buy and sell. 0.30% is the pad. The remaining 4.70% splits 50/50 at create — orchard and build —launchWithFeeSplit, 5000 / 5000, immutable. Anyone may distribute. Each slot collects. Fees do not airdrop themselves.
02 · Orchard
Not ten. Five. AAPL 40%, INU 24, ICOIN 16, AP 12, PENPE 8 — Apple overweight, then AAPL-pair liquidity. Epoch can re-read depth. $MEWTON excludes itself. In-kind to holders is later. Day one parks ETH in the orchard slot.
You buy $MEWTON on letscash, quoted in ETH. The 4.7% creator stream splits 50/50: orchard and build. The orchard buys AAPL first, then INU, ICOIN, AP, PENPE. Not a coupon.
03 · Four
Thin books waste the cut. Three cats plus the stock. The print still hangs over the orchard — we read Chainlink Robinhood AAPL / USD so you can see weather. Weather is not the tax.
Pair is ETH. Orchard buys AAPL. Build keeps the site up. That is the machine.
The pad
Do not deploy a homemade ERC-20 first. letscash emits the token and locks LP in the create transaction. Recipients on the form must be wallets that can collect(). A mute vault locks the stream. Their terms bind the trade. Stock tokens are not offered to US persons. 18+. Self-custody. The app is not the protocol.
Token CA is live on /basket. Pool and vault stay pending until those receipts exist. The header says Trade.
Weather, not the fee
The orchard still reads Chainlink Robinhood AAPL / USD so you can see the print — asleep, fall, rise. That chip is weather. It is not the swap fee you pay on letscash. A later directional hook is a story until it is mined. Uniswap v4 bakes the hook into the pool. Launching on letscash means their hook, their fee.
If you buy
- Five percent, three lanes. 0.30% letscash, immutable. 2.35% orchard. 2.35% build. Split is launchWithFeeSplit — 5000 / 5000 of the creator stream. Locked at create.
- The apple five. Not ten. AAPL 40%, then INU 24, ICOIN 16, AP 12, PENPE 8 — ranked by AAPL-pair liquidity, AAPL overweight. Epoch can re-read depth. $MEWTON excludes itself.
- No creator bag at create. The whole 1,000,000,000 supply goes in the ETH pool. Address must end in cc.
- Claim, then buy. Fees sit in the splitter until collect(). K1 parks ETH in the orchard address. In-kind airdrop is K2 — not live. Do not read this as a payout.
- Not MEOWTON. Different pad, different tax, different CA.
- Not Apple equity. Not a dividend. Not a coupon from us.
- Not an automatic AAPL airdrop to your wallet on day one.
- Not a promise the orchard pays you. Price can go to zero.
Not the first cat
Not MEOWTON. LetsCash 5%. Quote ETH. The 4.7% stream splits 50/50 — orchard and build. Unaudited. Not a payout. The name is mew-ton — one letter less than the LONG cat. Different pad, different tax, different CA. The bet is five trees, not a claim of being first on Apple.
Hold 1. Own the apple five. Gravity was a rumor. The orchard is open.
Short version on /how. Print on /fall. X: @MewtonLOLX. Trading, when it exists, on letscash. Unaudited. Not a payout. Not affiliated with Apple or Robinhood. Not MEOWTON.